Showing posts with label highway. Show all posts
Showing posts with label highway. Show all posts

Monday, January 31, 2011

The non-emergency


It’s been a while since I last posted, not because there haven’t been numerous traffic fails; frankly I’ve just been lazy and haven’t felt like posting.  However, my morning commute inspired me to write again.

I’m sure everyone has experienced this, but it’s unfair, it’s dangerous and it needs to stop. 

I was driving on a fairly busy road going the speed limit – 55mph, when all of a sudden I see a fire truck coming towards me with his strobe lights on.  Immediately I do the right thing – I pull over and put on my hazard lights to:
1. Get out of the way and…
2. Alert other drivers of the emergency vehicle

Only, this particular truck wasn’t having an emergency, he just needed coffee.  After blowing through a busy intersection with his strobes and sirens on, he turned them off and casually pulled into a McDonalds. 

As if that wasn’t frustrating enough, a half-mile or so down the (same) road, an ambulance became visible; also with strobes and sirens.  Again, being the law-observing citizen I am – I pulled over and turned on my hazards.  Same thing – this inconsiderate, disrespectful driver pulled into another fast-food joint. 

Why is it okay for these emergency vehicle drivers to pretend there is a legitimate emergency when really they could just use some coffee?  Look – I drink as much coffee as the next guy, but never has my need for a cup qualified as an emergency.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

The rapid-fire lane changer guy


I was driving yesterday when I experienced something that I rarely see.  The guy that is seemingly addicted to lane changing.  You may have seen this guy a time or two, he’s the one who switches lanes like it’s his job.  He’s serious about it too, he won’t stop until he’s in the front of the pack.  Except, he’s not a good enough driver to GET to the front of the pack.

He’s an entertaining (yet utterly annoying) guy on the road, he’ll switch lanes on the highway 8 or 10 times in a mile stretch.  He SEEMS like he’s in a hurry, but really he’s just an idiot who refuses to follow someone; regardless of if that person is going a good speed.

What makes this guy blog-worthy is the way he drives in general.  He switches lanes, that’s a given based on the title of the post and the prior two paragraphs; but more annoying than that is his inability to relax a little.  He’s constantly tailgating, he switches lanes as soon as he thinks he MAY be able to pass you; then as soon as he realizes he can’t pass you, he hits his brakes and swerves back behind you.  This guy is the definition of a traffic FAIL.